Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner started the split-parade this summer.  Then Blake and Miranda called it quits. Reba and her manager-husband are going their separate ways.

And the real shocker…Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are ending their one year marriage!  He already has his own pad, get it?  What’s forever for?

Amazingly Chris and I have managed to stay married for 30 years.  I say amazing because we do most everything together.  While we are not trained marriage counselors, we do have a few secrets we’d love to share.  What does your soul mate do that needs adjusting?

Our Angie told us that her hubby Todd calls her all day long just to vent.  Ain’t nobody got time for that!  She wants to tell him, but she can’t.  He’s her boy toy!

Here’s the easy breezy solution without hurting anybody’s feelings.  Simply don’t answer the phone, then text him back, “Honey, I missed your call, is it an emergency?”

98% of the time it isn’t, and if it is…he will call back.  Do this 5 or 6 times and he’ll start getting tired of texting, just like you are tired of picking up the phone!!  Always end your text with

“I love you.”  When they text back “I love you too ,” …text back, “love you more.”  You see problem solved with some romance mixed in and maybe a little flirting.

So what little thing does your better half do that 30 years worth of expertise can help solve?  No big things, leave that to the real professionals.

Leave me a quick reply describing your molehill, and we’ll help you not turn it into a mountain!